Alright, so this friend of a friend of an acquaintence knows this guy that knows another guy that used to smuggle PARROTS of all things! It seemed obvious even to us that showing any other form of contraband in our fairing would be in tragically poor taste so...   well...   there you go, a parrot.

PS We do NOT recommend or condone smuggling in any form nor do we recommend storing anything live in our fairing for any reason. Ever!